HAPPY NEW YEAR

*FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT*

Hello Everyone . It is with our deepest heartfelt sympathy I want to inform u about the death of our beloved friend and well known Mr 2016 , he survived by 12 wives, 52 children and 365 grand children. *funeral will take place on Saturday 31st December at 23 59 hrs*, for more information contact pastor January on phone number 01 01 2017.
However, his family members asked me to inform you that he accidentally died with *ALL your problems, sickness, disappointment, frustration, untimely death, shame, disgrace, barrenness, discouragement, failure, and rejection.*
Yet, his successor - Mr 2017 asked me to inform you that he is going to compensate you with : *Long life, good health, abundant blessings, peace, joy, righteousness, promotion, uplifting, breakthrough,* In Jesus name, Amen !
*Seasons greetings*